- Everyone circles their wagons and Paul Walker yells at the FBI for screwing it up. Everyone goes to look for BadGuy again.
- Dom and Paul Walker decide they’re going to hunt down BadGuy.
- Dom tells Paul Walker that when they catch BadGuy and Scorpio, he’s not going to keep them alive.
- Paul Walker is all “I won’t stop you, bro.”
- Dom calls TallGirl and asks her where she thinks BadGuy is.
- TallGirl is all “You saved my life, here’s where he is.”
- Dom and Paul Walker drive to the US/Mexico border and stop to get out of their car.
- Paul Walker is all “This is where my jurisdiction stops”
- Dom is all “This is where mine begins.” (INTENSE)
- And they drive off.
- Turns out BadGuy is doing his usual cash drop off at his go-to church. The priest clearly isn’t his biggest fan, but takes the money and leaves BadGuy to pray at the altar alone while BadGuy’s bodyguards wait outside.
- Then BadGuy opens his eyes and there’s Dom with a shotgun at BadGuy’s head.
- Some words are said and Dom decides to give the gun and BadGuy to Paul Walker and they leave out the back.
- BadGuy’s bodyguards are realizing he’s praying more than usual and go to check on him.
- Duh, he’s gone.
- They call Scorpio (who is at a cockfight) and they all chase after Paul Walker and Dom.
- There’s a big car chase.
- BadGuy is riding in Paul Walker’s car and everyone is shooting at the car.
- Scorpio is all “Dudes, don’t shoot at the car the boss is riding in!”
- So they’re racing to cross the border and they all find themselves along the same path they took when transporting the drugs.
- Paul Walker is driving towards the mountain without stopping and BadGuy is all “You think you remember where the entrance to the drug tunnel is? ‘Cause I’m not telling.”
- Paul Walker is all “I’d hold on if I were you.” and drives through the drug tunnel door.
- They’re now speeding through this drug tunnel that has enough space for two cars to drive side-by-side with some wood poles in the middle.
- If you’re going to watch any part of this movie, you should watch this part. It’s awesome.
- At one point Dom realizes his car is going to crash in a wall ahead of him, so he jumps from his car to another car and throws the driver of that car out of the car. It’s insane.
- BadGuy insults Paul Walker’s driving and Paul Walker punches him in the face.
- So Paul Walker drives out of the tunnel, but crashes.
- Scorpio is close behind.
- Scorpio pulls BadGuy out of Paul Walker’s car
- Paul Walker manages to drag himself out of his car.
- Scorpio goes to shoot Paul Walker.
- Dom’s car flies out of the drug tunnel and smashes into Scorpio pinning him to Paul Walker’s car.
- Scorpio is dead, yo.
- Paul Walker tells Dom to run again.
- Dom is all “I’m tired of running.”
- So Dom gets arrested and we see his trial.
- Dom is sentenced to a hellah long time in prison.
- Paul Walker is OUTRAGED.
- We’re seeing Dom being transported on a prison bus.
- All of a sudden Dom hears cars.
- They sound like fast cars.
- They sound like furious cars.
- Awwwwwww hell. It’s Paul Walker and Jordana Brewster and THEY’RE FAST AND FURIOUS!
- Dom smiles
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- THE END.
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