- GO TIME.
- Paul Walker and Tyrese pick up the henchmen and they drive to a mobile home that’s being watched by the local police. The local police officer tells his people to wait to move. The henchmen tear down a wall in the mobile home and take out sick wads of cash which they put into bags and place in the back of the cars.
- The local police move on the mobile home, but they escape.
- Paul Walker and Tyrese lead the DEA and local cops on a chase
- Paul Walker and Tyrese drive into this old abandoned warehouse they scoped out earlier and the building is surrounded by police. Then the warehouse garage doors open and these massive pick-up trucks with push grills drive out and start pushing the police cars out of the way.
- More garage doors open and IT’S A SCRAMBLE! All these street racing cars pour out of the building into one big mess and then drive off all at the same time. All the cops are confused, but the FBI is in a helicopter and GPSing Paul Walker and Tyrese so they’re on their tail.
- But then we find out the cars they’re following are actually being driven by Luda and PinkCar- duhn duhn DUUUHHHHHHH
- Paul Walker, Tyrese, and the henchmen are in the new cars they won and fixed up now and driving towards the air strip.
- As they’re getting closer, Tyrese ejects his henchman using the new ejection seat Luda and PinkCar installed using some leftover NOS (I’m 98% sure the Fast and Furious franchise is just a big ad campaign for NOS).
- The DEA gets impatient and moves in on the airstrip, but BadGuy isn’t there!
- Paul Walker is about to eject his henchman, too (even though the henchman was super nice and complimented Paul Walker’s driving quite a bit), but the henchman tells him to go to the harbor instead of the airstrip. Paul Walker realizes they’ve been had!
- Paul Walker and his henchman roll into the harbor and BadGuy asks where Tyrese is and Paul Walker is all “He’s on his way.”
- BadGuy asks Paul Walker why BadGuy’s airstrip was just busted by the DEA. Paul Walker is all: “I don’t know, brah.” BadGuy is all “Well, I only told one person about the airstrip.”
- SPOILER ALERT: he told Eva Mendes.
- BadGuy is all “DEA agents are getting so pretty.” Instead of fighting, Eva Mendes is all meek and just goes with him. (This is probably the thing that makes me the angriest about all the Fast and Furious movies. Instead of being a hard-ass DEA agent who can clearly handle herself after being undercover for a year, she meekly does what she’s told and expects Paul Walker to save her. Bull. Shit.)
- So they get on a boat.
- I can’t totally remember what happens at this point. They probably drove a car onto the boat, because that’s what happens in movies. All you need to know is that Paul Walker and Tyrese save Eva Mendes.
- The trio meet up with the FBI and I think they turn in the BadGuy (They either turned him in or he’s dead. I can’t remember, but it doesn’t matter anyway.). They also turn in the money.
- Paul Walker and Tyrese have a bonding moment and they’re all “I love you, bro.” Then they reveal to each other that they both kept some of the cash (I think maybe in their pants?) and then they decide to buy a garage together. I can’t imagine Luda is going to be happy with this decision.
- THE END.
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